At the numerous requests of the meowing, we publish a fresh selection of humor for fluffy creatures and their leather slaves.
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— What is your cat's name? — Georgiy Viktorovich. — Couldn't you name him something else? — He doesn’t respond to anything else.
Most cats have a second name — the sound of the refrigerator opening.
— Why didn’t you make the bed in the morning? — The cats were still sleeping!
If you picked up a kitten from the trash, it might later say that it found you in the trash.
— What is your cat's name? — During the day or at five in the morning?
The best friend is a cat. He will never say, “Why are you eating at night?” He will eat with you.
It's a pity that cats are not sent into space. I would love to see how those little rascals knock a vase off the table, and it doesn’t fall.
Plans for the night:
- Chase the cat out of the room because she is bothering me.
- Worry that the cat is offended.
- Take the cat back.
