The Freshest and Funniest Jokes About Cats 0 17

1. — What is your cat's name? — Georgiy Viktorovich. — Couldn't you name him something else? — He doesn’t respond to anything else.

Most cats have a second name — the sound of the refrigerator opening.

— Why didn’t you make the bed in the morning? — The cats were still sleeping!

If you picked up a kitten from the trash, it might later say that it found you in the trash.

— What is your cat's name? — During the day or at five in the morning?

The best friend is a cat. He will never say, “Why are you eating at night?” He will eat with you.

It's a pity that cats are not sent into space. I would love to see how those little rascals knock a vase off the table, and it doesn’t fall.

Plans for the night:

1. Chase the cat out of the room because she is bothering me.
2. Worry that the cat is offended.
3. Take the cat back.